



[ albino mutt ]---+---[ Vampires ]
                  |
                  |---[ Changelings ]---+
                  |                     |
                  |---[ Werewolves ]    |
                  |                     |
                  |---[ Mages ]         |
                  |                     |
                  +---[ Wraiths ]       |
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                  |                    How to Tick Off The Changelings |
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                  |                                           [Trolls] | 
                  |      "You lied to me, you shiftless, oathbreaking, |
                  |            spineless SOB!" Pause a moment and add, |
                  |                                    "Just Kidding!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                          [Redcaps] |
                  |       They don't need help; they're already ticked |
                  |                                        off anyhow. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                             [Eshu] |
                  |  Nail one foot to the floor, so they can only move |
                  |                                        in circles. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                          [Nockers] |
                  |       "Simple-minded wuss couldn't hammer a nail!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                            [Pooka] |
                  |    "Oh, I get it. That was supposed to be a joke!" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                            [Satyr] |
                  |                                      "Is that IT?" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                            [Sidhe] |
                  |                               "Bloody Common Twit" |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                           [Sluagh] |
                  |                 Invite them to a Megadeth concert. |
                  |                                                    |
                  |                                          [Boggans] |
                  |       "Gossiping is a sin, you know. You can go to |
                  |                                   HELL for that.." |
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