If he double-parks to walk you to the door, it's love.

When you go drinking, make sure you wear your hair in a style that will be out of the way when you get sick.

Do what you must to to stay 'under the radar,' but follow your heart when 'they' aren't looking.

There is a way around 98% of all obstacles. Treat them as a creative challenge, not a block.

No more than three Long Island Iced Teas. Really.